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11/11/2009 [转] 总找不到合适女朋友的前置条件……http://bbs.ngacn.cc/read.php?tid=2895139&fpage=1 1、早上起来或者上班第一件事情就是打开电脑看NGA或者QQ。。。。。。 2、身边几个玩的好的都没结婚也没女朋友。 3、认为自己是个用情专一而且对感情非常慎重的好男人。 4、经常看YY小说,而且喜欢追着看。 5、喜欢斤斤计较 6、觉得约会就一定是吃西餐看电影送鲜花压马路。。。。。。而且必须穿着潇洒用光一瓶发胶。。。。 7、从来都没有在街上主动找一个陌生女孩子搭讪过。 8、不注意身体健康或者太多时间花在运动上的。 9、跟女人说话从来都不会绕弯。 10、每月到手的钱不超过2000。 如果4里面的YY小说可以笼统包含各YY动漫的话,那么我除了6全符合吧。啊不,鉴于周围几位朋友的努力,第2点快要不符合了。 据说其实最奥义的就是3。我真是个混蛋啊……
17/04/2009 [FWD]: 相声的社会关怀:由何迟与新相声想到的
18/03/2009 晒2去年十月在重庆: 欧搓:
马口水:
洋人街街景:
洋人街很雷人:
水上胶囊:
声明,本组照片中马口水的造型多数都是应摄影师要求摆设,并非他本人意愿。但绝非不符合他本人的风格……:
欧搓携女友:
声明,本组……马口水……应……要求…………本人……绝非……风格……:
骑警(请无视前景中的人物):
声明,…………………………………………:
这个招牌写的是“随地乱丢垃圾断子绝孙”,后来遭到抨击说做的太绝了,于是他们就加了个“不”字……:
路姐携马口水……互掐:
声明,………………(伪):
晒顺手补一些近半年来旅行的照片。 首先是去年9月中旬去Highland的: 在穹苍岛上
沿途:
Applecross:
后半段,Ullapool, Durness, Tongue:
Battle of Culloden 博物馆:我被解说邀请穿上苏格兰氏族酋长的..制服
01/02/2009 T-Mobile G1 with Android 初用心得1. iPhone 是一台自动档的车,那么 G1 就是一台手动档的车。 2. 孙泡泡说:iPhone就是一台能打电话的游戏机;其他智能手机都只是能打游戏的手机。 我说:那G1就是一台能打电话的上网本。 06/10/2008 Stray in Highland (2)27/09/2008 Stray in Highland
12/Sep/2008 Glasgow - Loch Lemond 出行的计划改了又改,改到最后我估计所有人都差不多毛了,由此你可以想象六方会谈其实是多么不容易的一件事。当然后来发现即兴计划这种事情我很受用,只不过在出发时我确实问候了好几遍汪洋他大爷……更不用提因为车票的问题,差点被滞留在了King's Cross火车站。
再次踏上仙境之桥
第一天住的Hostel是一间古堡,我从一进去就开始迷路,一直迷到第二天离开……
有一个问题我后来才发现但是始终不解,为啥我们仨男的都不约而同穿了同一色系的衣服?
我觉着我手里端着的如果是一单反再加个小白就更帅了
点击小图看大图,不看后悔。貌似阿Max回来后直接加入了Facebook上一个Sunset Fan Group
(未完待续) 20/05/2008 [转] 对于感情,我是魔鬼http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4a2145b9010006w9.html 马口水 2007-02-08 11:00:45 你们知道我是怎样一个人? 我是否知道我是怎样一个人? 我想起村上的话,每当我想起这个问题,所有的,以前的往事就会再次在我的脑子里冒出来,我以为我已经忘记了这些,虽然我本不该忘记,这样的发现让我觉得无助。他们踢我的脑袋,踢的咚咚作响,却感觉不到痛,仿佛在对我说:快看呐,我们还在这儿呢,快看呐,为什么我们还在这儿呢? 我应该记住它们吗?只是因为它们的存在,曾经的存在。当我自认为这样是毫无意义的,于是选择去漠视,而这样的做法当然招来暴风骤雨般的讥讽和嘲笑。 我一直认为支撑我生活的原动力是爱、音乐和文学。当我试图努力寻找我所想要的,必然将失去和错过我本可以得到的,这样的过程也将是一个伤害的过程,伤害别人,伤害自己。耗子说,天蝎座其实是最花心的一个星座,他们会很容易放弃现在的,而去寻求更好的。也许并不是所有的天蝎座都是这样,至少,我是。耗子看我一向看的相当准:你知道你想要什么,而为了得到你想要的,将不择手段,而此时,才能显出你本身冷酷,残忍,沉默,执着的一面,而对于你真正喜欢的人,此时的天蝎座才是最痴的一个星座。 大一我觉得我喜欢周小瑜,一直到我认识李娜。一年的交往,我一直很愿意回忆那一年的时间,所有的点滴,我都愿意去记住,甚而至于害怕忘记,所以时不时要写,来告诉自己,你忘记这些了吗?你忘记她了吗?她是你这一生第一次说爱的人。虽然最后不辞而别,那一年是我至今最难熬的一年,但是过来之后再想,除开感情,回忆也就只是回忆而已了。 然后走进我生活的,沙宣。 直到毕业,我都不敢确定我和她是什么关系,她有男朋友,于是彼此心照不宣的保持这样的一份默契,然后毕业,各奔东西。真正开始喜欢沙宣,才发现其实已经认识她很久了,一起上课,一起考试,一起军训......也许正是这样彼此的暧昧,这样的彼此心照不宣,这样彼此的保持着最后的距离,也正是这样恰到好处的毕业,恰到好处的再见,一切才画上了一个完美的句号。 我从没想过以后还要怎样,我应该错过她。沙宣曾说,大2我和我男朋友分手时,你干吗去了?! 我只能笑,那么,我就应该错过,注定的。所以,我才能如此满足的去回忆,才能每次来到北京都带着幸福和快乐。因为一个人爱上一个城市,也许就是这样吧。 我开始刻意的寻找心里的影子,也许,就是沙宣的影子,虽然我从不承认,但是我知道,就是的。我开始如耗子所说,轻易的喜欢上一个人,然后轻易的离开一个人, 3个月,甚至一个月,其中不乏对我很好的女孩子,一个又一个,我心存愧疚。所以我不隐晦我的想法,这,不是我想要的,纵然背负诅咒和怀恨,也在所不惜。 有人对我说过这样的话: “你人品真的有些问题 你不觉得很多事情你会给别人甚至你各人嘿多各式各样看似冠冕堂皇的借口吗? 而且通常都是你认为,你觉得! 你在别人面前表现很多想证明所谓的“你认为”“你觉得” 但转身又在另一些人面前估计重施…… 说白了,就是各人打各人24。 你却以为别人都很笨,别人都不知道。 其实别人都知道,知道你各人打各人嘴巴的荒谬;知道你所谓的各式各样华美的言辞底下的自私与逃避! 或许你不晓得我在说啥,我也不屑给你举啥子事例来证明,只要不和你牵扯到感情上的事情,毫无疑问,你是个好人,你也很真实,但是经过了,现在想,我就会觉得你真的嘿幽默,你的幽默是黑色的,底色很灰暗,我却觉得好笑,象小丑蹩脚的舞蹈。 ” 也许大家都是这么认为我,无所谓。我也不需要解释,沙宣说,我的骨子里有一种与生俱来的傲,孤傲。也许吧。每一次的分手都伤害一个人,虽然我的理由只是荒唐和无理,或者就是虚伪和无耻,不是我要找的人,于我,这一句话就足够我离开的理由,剩下的,你们爱怎么想怎么想吧,如果仅仅是为了责任和道德我要继续,来慢慢培养感情,来慢慢习惯这样的感情,每天都告诉自己,在一起的时间长了,也就有那样的感觉了。这是真理?我也有自己的真理,我宁愿觉得那只是在麻痹自己的大脑,我的感觉,才是我往前的真正目的。 如果要问我,我曾经的女朋友,李娜是,沙宣?我曾经当她是我的女朋友。 还有吗? 没有了! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 最近这个风雨交加的天气里,为啥我还要去转流氓马侃一年前写的流氓文,转了之后还要写一些让人看不明白然后觉得“哦这个家伙肯定比马侃更流氓”的牢骚话,我不知道。我觉着这么做跟自杀差不多。 只是不知咋地一下就想起了他这篇有着嚣张标题无赖内容和彪悍评论文章。看着看着,有的部分感觉挺像的,觉得好像换几个人物的名字这就是我的自传嘛。然后再一想,绝对不行,我脸皮再厚到他还是差一截的,葵花宝典不是人人都可以炼成的。 然而跟他的潇洒相比,我在感情方面就太拖泥带水了。豁达的流氓的到了救赎,而我现时今日还在为自己的优柔寡断支付代价。 就一点,我们做了完全相同的事。当他写下这篇文章的时候,当我现在敲下键盘的时候,在反省着自己的错误,正视它。并且,为伤害了真正爱自己的人,痛苦着。 18/05/2008 The forgotten love The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return..... 18/04/2008 [Quote] Facts Speak Louder Than WordsEmbassy of the People's Republic of China in the Republic of Mauritius http://www.ambchine.mu/eng/xwdt/t426636.htm
The Dalai Clique and its supporters always claim that the recent tragic event in Lhasa on March 14 was caused by the Chinese Government's repression of Tibetans and destruction of their religion and culture. Is this really true? There is a Chinese saying "Listen to both sides and you will be enlightened ; heed only one side and you will be benighted ". Facts speak louder than words, so let us look at the truth. 1. Are Tibetans repressed by the Chinese Government? The Dalai clique has repeatedly claimed that the "peaceful demonstrations "in Lhasa on March 14 were suppressed by the Chinese force which had caused 40 people died. However the fact is that on March 14 in Lhasa 18 innocent people were burned or slashed to death by the rioters, including a baby less than one year old; 382 innocent people were injured, including 58 severely injured; more than 1300 shops were burn down or destroyed by the rioters. These were serious crimes of violence, causing great losses of life and property, with a direct economic loss of nearly RMB 280 million. No responsible government will sit idly by in the face of such violent crimes. On March 14, the authority of the Tibet Autonomous Region exercised maximum restraint, and strictly abided by the law in stopping the criminal activities and no lethal weapons were used, such kind of restraint has resulted in 241 law enforcement personnel injured, including 23 severely injured and one person killed. 2. Is the Lhasa riots caused by Han-Tibetan tension? Facing with the undeniable fact of serious crimes of violence, the Dalai clique therefore claimed that the above tragedy was the outburst of deep resentment against the suppression of Tibetans by Han chauvinism. Let us look at the fact again. During the Lhasa riots on March 14, among 18 innocent people killed by rioters, one is Tibetan girl; among 7 schools set fire by rioters, there are many Tibetan students; not mentioning one Tibetan doctor of the regional People's Hospital was hurt severely by rebuffling the demand of the mob to hand over a six-year-old Han boy, and one old Tibetan has helped more than 100 people being threatened hide at his home to escape the riots. These obviously cannot be explained by the Han-Tibetan tension. The large majority of Tibetans support the democratic reform policy carried out by the Central Government since 1959, which thanks to the support of the Central Government and people across China, has brought a 12% annual growth rate in the past years that is higher than the average growth rate of other parts of China. The population has increased from 1.2 million in 1964 to the present 2.5 million, among which Tibetans account for 95% of total number of people in Tibet and the average life expectancy has increased from 35.5 to 67 years. The Tibetan religion and culture has been preserved and rescued. The Central Government has invested RMB 300 million for the maintenance of more than 1400 temples and monasteries, and has appropriated RMB 330 million in special funds to the 2nd phase of Potala Palace maintenance project, and refurbishment of Norbu Lingka and the Sagya Monastery since 2001. The Tibetan language has become China's first ethnic minority language in international standard, and the Tibetan Tripitaka was published in 2004 with an investment of RMB more than tens of millions by the Central Government over 10 years. The people dissatisfied with the existing system in Tibet are the Dalai Clique and its followers who had lost their privileges in the old Tibet of feudal serfdom. They said 2008 would be their last chance to pursue their own interests; therefore they organized the riots to exert pressure on the Chinese Government. 3. What do Dalai and his supporters want? Dalai and his supporters have claimed repeatedly that they would pursue the so-called "middle way" and that they no longer insist on "Tibet independence" but only seek "true autonomy" in Tibet. What is Dalai's so-called "true autonomy" then? After fleeing China, Dalai established a so-called "government-in-exile" and posed himself as so-called "head of state". The "government-in-exile" has a "national flag" and a "constitution", which makes an explicit call for the creation of a "federal democratic republic". Dalai has called for the establishment of a "greater Tibet" that accounts for a quarter of the total area of China including not only Tibet, but the Tibetan-inhabited areas in Qinghai, Gansu, Sichuan and Yunnan Provinces. There was never such a "greater Tibet" in China' history. According to Dalai, the Han and other ethnic groups must leave this "greater Tibet", the Central Government must not station troops there, and issues related to external relations must be handled by "greater Tibet" itself. It is obvious that in calling for such "true autonomy", Dalai is seeking nothing but "Tibet independence". 4. Will boycotting the Beijing Olympic Games help solve the issue in Tibet? Dalai said he supported China to host the Olympics. However, his supporters are sabotaging the Olympic torch relay now and have threatened to boycott the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games. A number of politicians in some countries urge the Chinese Government to dialogue with Dalai. That is exactly what the Chinese Government has been doing. Since 1979, the Chinese Government has received more than 20 delegations sent by Dalai, Dalai's brothers, sisters and other close relatives included. Since 2002, the top officials from relevant Chinese Authorities have met Dalai's representatives six times, introducing the ethnic policies of the Central Government and arranging tours for Dalai's representatives to Tibet and other ethnic minority autonomous regions in China. The Chinese Government's policy for dialogue is consistent and patient. The reason why dialogues have achieved little progress is that Dalai sticks to his stance of practical "Tibet independence". Our door to dialogue was open in the past and is still open now. The problem is that Dalai and his followers have chosen violence instead of dialogue. If they change their mind and stop the activities aimed at splitting China, particularly his current activities of instigating and plotting violent crimes and sabotaging the Beijing Olympic Games, we will continue contact and talks with them. A phenomenon is telling, though not fully covered by the western media as it deserves. In the very recent Olympics torch relay in London and Paris, thousands of citizens crowded to the streets to welcome the torch. The Olympic torch belongs to all Human being. We wish Dalai could appeal to his supporters to stop disruption of the Olympic torch relay, and let people around the world share the joy of the Olympic Games, which is their basic rights. Wang Wenbin, Charge d'Affaires ad interim of the Chinese Embassy in Mauritius 08/03/2008 口水君阴魂不散话说近日来总是有那么两三位在我的梦中反复出现。其中就有马口水兄,而且上镜率颇高甚至直逼xx同学…… 今日无聊google了一下口水兄的名字,结果除了这个无良记者的道貌岸然稿件之外无意中发现了2年前他一篇极囧的帖子。 ………… 今天不下,明天下! [原创]花了一点点时间看《和空姐同居》,又花了一点点时间琢磨大学四年到青岛一直是坐火车,唯有最后毕业回家存够了钱坐了一次飞机,毕生第一次。空姐这个名字一提起总会觉得神秘和不可思议,到哪去找这么多这么漂亮的女孩子? 坐飞机的前一天该死的朋友为我饯行,玩了一夜的牌,以至于上了飞机还没来得及好好看看,就睡着了。我只记得自己身份证掉了,然后一个姐姐在广播里喊我,而 且没有念错一个字:马栩侃,就是这么念的。如果我使劲想,都能数出来有几个人第一次能念准我的大名,医生,老师等等......叫我马相侃、马羽兄、马栩 况,所以,我对空姐满有好感的!至少,人家会念我的名字。 “拿好了,这个丢了可就再也上不来了。” 现在我只记得她红色的制服和这句话。感谢东航,如果有人能看到的话。 现在,看完小说又傻愣愣的坐了老半天,如释重负?也许吧,假如作者把冉静给写死了我又得睡不着觉了,上次是看《玉观音》,实在郁闷的不行,自己写了个皆大 欢喜的结尾拈在书后面才安心,信誓旦旦非要找个女警察做老婆!还得非云南缉毒的不行!在宿舍见面就问:今天下雨么?室友从此严禁我再看《玉观音》的电视 剧,还有电影什么的。 警察原来和我们都一样,有血有肉有情,原来,空姐也一样。 刚来论坛就看到:“如何才能娶到空姐”的帖子,后面骂声一片...后背顿时冷汗一片,幸好我没发! 也许他只是想娶空姐,而不是当空姐的她。 扯远了......当你们把微笑都留在了天上,有多少人知道你们还剩下多少?也许是蓝天太高,太阳太过晃眼,让我们看不清飘在天际的这一道彩虹,就好像一 座小岛独守在汪洋一隅,人们就站在这边眺望,岛上美丽的桃花,绿树成荫。观看的人来了一群又走了一群,岛上的桃花开了,又谢了。 “如果在这片不再纯洁的天底下,还能有一双眼睛同我一同哭泣,那么生活就值得我为之受苦吧” 除却那一袭湛蓝的制服,除却那一抹争艳朝霞的微笑,再除却空姐这个称谓,如果想爱她,恭喜,她值得你爱,但是,你有足够的微笑让她带上蓝天吗? 第一次到这里,路过,问声好! 搜索更多相关主题的帖子: 和空姐同居的日子 本帖最近评分记录
立此存档 一句话名词解释:啥叫“吐槽”?简单点说就是说相声里头捧哏的。 20/11/2007 And isn't it ironic... don't you think觉得和我一样最近RPWT很严峻的都来听听这首歌吧。 黑色幽默,神经质,疯疯癫癫……但是至少很动听 (如果您在用IE浏览别忘了去页面右下角把windows media player关了先) Alanis Morissette - IronicAn old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic ... don't you think Chorus It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought ... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...' And isn't it ironic ... don't you think Repeat Chorus Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face It's a traffic jam when you're already late It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... Repeat Chorus Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out 15/11/2007 点点点点点名!
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